Drunken men and Sigur Ros

Yesterday I was riding the max with boyfriend Josh, minding my own business listening to some lovely Sigur Ros, when a drunken bum fell on my thigh. Yes, I am not kidding. He came out of nowhere and then I saw him there first in my lap, then on the floor. After some people helped him up, and my thigh started to throb, another amazed bum loudly stated, "Hey, these are some nice people! They know you're completely wasted, and they still helped you up!" The bum agreed and said, "And I'm just getting started!" with no consideration to how my throbbing thigh was feeling : ( Previously before the incident, I dropped a nickle on the steel floor, and instead of picking it up I left it thinking lazily, "Oh, I'll just leave it for some Bum, he will like it more than I would". After the bum fell in my lap, he looked over at the nickle and yelled, "Oh, that's my quarter! Could you grab it for me?" Some nice person grabbed it then insisted, "Um, it's a nickle." after looking at it. My eyes rolled. Oh, the generosity.
When the pain ceased, and the bum got off to head down to the reservation, I went back to listening to Sigur Ros (the best band ever).

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